Let the Illuminati rumors resurface.
Kanye West ft Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, Jay-Z - Monster
collaborate to re~ignite the viral waves with their Monster video.
Opening with a body hanging from a noose, the talk will begin to decipher when, where and how these artists are related to the "dark underworld" of the Illuminati.
But once again, simpler explanations can be inferred. Let's dissect it, shall we?
Kanye specializes in the "stylized" video concept for this millenium, so the images go without question. Combine the visual "shock value" of hanging mannequins and the lyrics and what you get is typical Kanye.
00:37 ~ Gossipping hands grasping his frame.
01:15 ~ Kanye positions his fans.
01:51 ~ Kanye loves his fans and their voyeurism *see Twitter*.
02:15 ~ Love me, DAMNIT!
02:25 ~ Enter Jay Z...*in his Hova voice* Let's play with these images...yeah...haha.
03:03 ~ Insert typical Dame Dash Diss *chuckle*.
03:40 ~ Enter Minaj and her random eye movements and quirky voice.
04:06 ~ Try and recall a Nikki line without rewinding... (I'll wait).
04:50 ~ Nikki fights herself without Lil Kim's assistance. Weaveologist around the world cheer.
05:29 ~ Kanye reminds you that he may or may not be affiliated with the Illuminati *allegedly*.
05:52 ~ We're all entertained and 4 more rappers head to the bank...
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
|Somebody doesn't need to |
be on this date...
The Female "Rationale" ~ letting him know you're desired by many.
Now, I know what you're saying, but hear me out. The idea of dating is to enjoy various experiences. So on Monday, you may be at dinner with Thomas. On Wednesday, it's a walk through the park with Leroy. On Saturday, a late night movie with Juan. Which is perfectly fine. Unless you find it necessary to bring up the other men on your current date. No guy who is, ostensibly, shelling out cold hard cash on your date wants to hear what Tyrone did the last time HE brought you to the same restaurant. Leave the competition to the Beauty Pageants.
2. The "Too Busy" Game
The Female "Rationale" ~ I'm not going to let him think I'm waiting by the phone.
Newsflash! You can take your phone with you! So maybe it's okay to let him know you're glad he called by actually ANSWERING the phone. It's not the end of your "upper hand". It's the truth. And based on a completely unscientific poll guys like girls who tell the truth...
The Female "Rationale" ~ If he wants to be with me he'll do a, b, c and d...all of the above.
The thing about taking a test is, sometimes, no matter how hard you've studied, eaten right and practiced...you can still fail. I realize that setting irrational hurdles and ever moving finish lines seems like a bit of flirty fun, but how long do you expect the average, sane man to participate in your emotional marathon before deciding to throw in the towel and go after your homegirl? He's a man...not a dog participating in the Iditarod.
|Would you buy a suit from this man?|
Then why are you
taking his advice?!!!
4. The "Steve Harvey" Effect
5. The Rom-Comedy of Errors aka "I just want a friend" Effect
One thing is a for sure when playing the "hard to get" game. Everybody loses. Now go get got...get it?